Hometown Horrors
Black Friday Berserker
Power
4
Armor
1
Cost
6
Abilities
Arrival:
Boost +2 power to itself
Order:
Deal 2 damage to adjacent enemies
"Will literally trample someone for a $5 air fryer that normally costs $4.99."
About
Ever wonder what happens when suburban moms discover military tactics? Susan fucking happened. This psychotic soccer mom treats Black Friday like it's D-Day, except the beach is Best Buy and the enemy is other middle-aged women fighting over twenty-dollar air fryers that they'll use twice before shoving in a closet. She's studied retail warfare like it's an actual academic subject, complete with b...
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