Culture Clashers
Burrito Bandito
Power
3
Armor
2
Cost
4
Abilities
Arrival:
Deal 2 damage to an enemy
"Will commit actual crimes to protect his $18 artisanal burrito with locally-sourced guilt."
About
Burrito Bandito (Miguel, but he's actually from Ohio and his real name is Mike) has appointed himself the guardian of "authentic" Mexican food despite never having been to Mexico. He gatekeeps guacamole recipes on Reddit, starts fights about hard vs soft tacos, and once called the police on Taco Bell for "cultural crimes."
Mike owns seventeen different hot sauces he can't pronounce correctly and...
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