Crypto Cowboy

This dumbass cowboy wannabe is what happens when someone loses their entire fucking life savings on Dogecoin and decides to double down instead of learning from their stupidity. He struts around in a cowboy hat covered in QR codes, spurs that jingle with the sound of crashing portfolios, and carries a laptop instead of a six-shooter like some kind of tech-bro desperado. Keith speaks entirely in c...