Crystal Hoarder
Hometown Horrors

Crystal Hoarder

Person Bronze
Power
3
Cost
6
Turn Start: Apply Moonshine status to itself
Order: Draw 1 card
"Spent more on rocks than most people spend on rent, but hey, the vibes are immaculate."
Medical History: Patient believes her kidney stones are \"manifesting abundance crystals\" and refuses treatment. Has spent $40,000 on \"healing gems\" while her actual health deteriorates. Referred to psychiatry after attempting to pay medical bills with \"high-vibrational rose quartz energy.\" - Dr. Martinez, Internal Medicine Crystal Hoarder's journey into spiritual bankruptcy began innocently...
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