Hometown Horrors
Crystal Hoarder
Power
3
Cost
6
Abilities
Turn Start:
Apply Moonshine status to itself
Order:
Draw 1 card
"Spent more on rocks than most people spend on rent, but hey, the vibes are immaculate."
About
Medical History: Patient believes her kidney stones are \"manifesting abundance crystals\" and refuses treatment. Has spent $40,000 on \"healing gems\" while her actual health deteriorates. Referred to psychiatry after attempting to pay medical bills with \"high-vibrational rose quartz energy.\" - Dr. Martinez, Internal Medicine
Crystal Hoarder's journey into spiritual bankruptcy began innocently...
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