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Eyebrow Oracle
Power
3
Armor
1
Cost
4
Abilities
Arrival:
Deal 2 damage to an enemy
"Predicts your future based on follicle patterns. Surprisingly accurate about your trust issues."
About
Eyebrow Oracle (Bethany, but her business cards say "Brow Goddess") has turned eyebrow threading into a cult. She charges 0 for what takes five minutes, speaks entirely in eyebrow metaphors, and genuinely believes the shape of your brows determines your destiny.
Bethany reads fortunes in stray hairs, claims to channel ancient eyebrow wisdom from Egyptian queens, and has convinced hundreds of wome...
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