Feral Bridesmaid

Feral Bridesmaid (Jessica, but after three drinks she's "WOOOO GIRL") has been in 27 weddings and ruined 34 (yes, more than she's been in – she crashes them too). She's the one who gives inappropriate toasts about the groom's ex, starts crying during the ceremony (not from joy), and somehow always ends up in the fountain. Jessica treats every wedding like it's her last night on Earth. She's perfe...