Fortune Cookie Prophet
Culture Clashers

Fortune Cookie Prophet

Person Bronze
Power
3
Cost
5
Arrival: Draw 1 card
"Dispenses wisdom with the depth of a puddle and the accuracy of a Magic 8-Ball."
Fortune Cookie Prophet (Frank) bases all major life decisions on messages from cookies at the Chinese buffet down the street. He's been going there daily for seventeen years, treating those vague platitudes like divine prophecy, and has "Lucky numbers: 7, 13, 24, 36, 42" tattooed on his neck. Frank has notebooks full of fortune interpretations that would make conspiracy theorists nervous. He once...
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