Human Whiteboard
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Human Whiteboard

Person Bronze
Power
4
Armor
1
Cost
6
Arrival: Choose one: Write Complaints: Deal 3 damage to a random enemy., Write Insights: Boost a random ally by +3.
"A walking billboard of grievances and expired membership cards. Speaks exclusively in complaints."
Human Whiteboard (Harold) has the personality of beige paint and the charisma of a DMV waiting room. He's so boring that meditation apps use recordings of him talking to help people fall asleep. His life story could cure insomnia but cause depression. Harold's hobbies include watching paint dry (literally), collecting different types of white bread, and organizing his sock drawer by thread count....
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