Middle Manager
Neutral

Middle Manager

Person Gold
Power
4
Armor
2
Cost
12
Abilities
Arrival: Choose one: Schedule a Meeting: Draw 1 card., Blame the Intern: Deal 3 damage to a random enemy., Boost Morale: Boost a random ally by +3.
"Synergizing stakeholder paradigms since 2008. Still has no idea what the company actually does."
About
Middle Manager (Mike) exists in a permanent state of being just important enough to be blamed for everything but not important enough to fix anything. He speaks entirely in corporate buzzwords, his blood type is PowerPoint, and his dreams are formatted as quarterly reports. Mike schedules meetings about meetings, sends "per my last email" with sexual intensity, and uses "synergy" unironically at...
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