Overcaffeinated Barista

Overcaffeinated Barista (real name: Jake, but his nametag says "Jaxk" because he can't hold his hands steady enough to write clearly) is what happens when someone treats espresso like a vitamin supplement. He's consumed so much caffeine that his blood type is now "Colombian Dark Roast" and his nervous system operates at frequencies only dolphins can hear. Jake started drinking coffee to stay awak...