Hometown Horrors
Pet Psychic
Power
2
Armor
1
Cost
3
Abilities
Arrival:
Boost +2 power to adjacent units
"Your dog thinks you masturbate too much. Also, he wants the expensive kibble."
About
Meet Pet Psychic Patricia, who claims she can communicate with animals but somehow always translates their thoughts as needing expensive treatments she coincidentally fucking sells. According to this scam artist, every pet apparently tells her they need two-hundred-dollar chakra alignments, organic gluten-free blessed water, and spiritual counseling sessions that cost more than most people's rent....
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