Ramen Rōnin

Ramen Ronin (Ronald, but he insists on "Ryu") has eaten nothing but instant ramen for seventeen years and somehow hasn't died yet. His blood is 90% sodium, his kitchen cabinets are just different flavors of Maruchan, and he genuinely believes adding an egg makes it "gourmet." Ronald has developed 47 different ways to prepare instant ramen, all of which taste exactly the same (like poverty and res...