Subscription Overlord
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Subscription Overlord

Person Gold
Power
2
Cost
10
Arrival: Draw 1 card
Episode End: Deal 1 damage to all enemies
"You forgot to cancel Disney+ three years ago. I own your soul now."
Subscription Overlord (Samuel) has 247 active subscriptions he's forgotten about, spending roughly $3,000 monthly on services he's never used. His email is 90% "Thank you for subscribing!" and 10% "We're increasing our prices!" He has seventeen streaming services but still can't find anything to watch. Samuel subscribes to everything – meditation apps he's too stressed to use, workout apps he's t...
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