Hometown Horrors
Taint Whisperer
Power
3
Cost
6
Abilities
Arrival:
Deal 2 damage to enemies in the opposite row
"Started whispering sweet nothings to perineum muscles. Now I charge $200/hour for Kegel coaching."
About
The Taint Whisperer (Thomas) has somehow turned the worst conversational topic into his entire identity. He brings up taint-related humor within minutes of meeting anyone, has "taint specialist" on his business cards (why does he have business cards?), and genuinely believes he's pioneering a new form of comedy.
Thomas owns seventeen t-shirts with taint puns, none of which are funny. He's been ki...
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