Neutral
Technical Difficulties
Power
0
Cost
3
Abilities
Arrival:
Apply Hungover status to an enemy
"WiFi went down for 3 minutes. Civilization collapsed. I'm now the warlord of a post-apocalyptic Starbucks."
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